lonelywhiteasian:

and an especially big Fuck You to evolution for not making me a dragon

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offside-goal:

They’re going on an adventure!

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A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

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candidcatharsis:

dream—walker:

rumtehk-uh:

noxicosis:

the-tonberry:

fwips:

hiddles-boner:

avengedechelon:

omg

i caN’T BREATHE

NO OKAY I JUST REWATCHED THOR THE OTHER DAY AND WAS LIKE ‘WAIT. WAIT. AT THIS POINT LOKI HAS ALREADY GIVEN BIRTH AND GIVEN HIS SON TO HIS DAD TO RIDE AROUND NO OKAY EVERYTHING HE DOES FROM THIS POINT ON IS EXCUSED’

but i also had to wonder how he lost the baby weight.

“Dad, I asked you to BABYSIT HIM FOR A DAY. WHAT PART OF ‘BABYSIT’ TRANSLATES TO ‘RIDE HIM INTO A POTENTIAL BATTLE’?  YOU ARE NOT THE WORLD’S BEST GRANDPA.  I’M TAKING THAT COFFEE MUG AWAY FROM YOU.

I’M TAKING THAT COFFEE MUG AWAY FROM YOU

“You said to babysit.  I have taken the baby, and sat myself upon him.  I do not understand your dismay.”

Literally all of this post. XD

loki and horse jokes will NEVER GET OLD I SWEARkjghdfkjg

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memoirsofanedwardianadventuress:

everyworldneedslove:

I may always reblog every gifset/imageset I see of this scene, if only to point out (over and over and over again) that Black Widow’s “very specific skillset” is not, actually, ass-kicking (as amazing as she is at that), because all the Avengers can kick ass to a pretty high degree. The Black Widow’s superpower (as it were) is emotional manipulation.

She is not interrogating this man not while tied to a chair. She is tied to a chair because that is exactly where she wants to be, because apparent vulnerability on her part is part of her interrogation. She uses the exact same trick on Loki later, when she leads him into gloating over having successfully pushed her buttons (and I have a theory that he did actually push her buttons, that she was genuinely distressed by the things he said to her because Loki is old enough and smart enough to know when someone is lying to him) and turns his gloating around on him, uses it to dig into the cracks of him, because that is what she does, and she can do it even when her target is expecting it. (Really, Loki knows that’s why she’s there. He was expecting to be physically tortured first, and for her to come be sympathetic later, if you recall, but Loki and Widow both know that wouldn’t work.)

And this is why she’s so unsettled by the Hulk. The Black Widow relies on emotional manipulation — and the Hulk, to the best of her knowledge, only has varying shades of a single emotion: anger. She doesn’t know how to manipulate a creature if it doesn’t have all the hooks to emotions like pride and lust and guilt and greed that she’s used to using.

This is a REALLY good character analysis of Natasha.

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Do you ever look in the mirror and think, “I’ve seen that face before”?

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is-doitsu-an-instrument:

bedussey:

THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE SHIP

YOU CAN TOLERATE EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHIP IN THE WORLD

BUT THAT ONE

FUCKING

SHIP

MAKES YOU SO ANGRY THAT YOU CANT HANDLE IT AND YOU WANT TO TURN INTO THE HULK THROW BRICKS AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

yeah i didn’t like titanic either

i was gonna reblog anyways but that titanic comment just made this 10x better

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once-upon-a-time-and-space:

I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

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brunette-barbie74:

💎

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autumnherah:

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

Still funny

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themadkingshandmaid:

owlturdcomix:

Love is complicated.

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spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

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overthelunaa:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

this caption

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